Thursday, February 21, 2008

Al Sadr threatens to end cease fire

Associated Press



Draft alert.

Oil profits and war coincidence

Taliban defeat will take years

Yahoo! News



Draft alert.

Miami police urban test of micro UAV

Reporter held in contempt in anthrax case

Indonesia withholds more H5N1 samples

US economy risks mother of all meltdowns

Yahoo! News

A colorful superlative for the Bush era.

Oil above $100 on refinery outage

Yahoo! Finance

One refinery.

Most recalled beef probably eaten

CNN



All the school kids who ate it should go shit on them.

Heavy snow brings Greece to standstill

The increasing encirclement of Iran

ICH

Draft alert.

US NATO preemptive nuclear doctrine

Vanishing bees threaten ice cream sellers

CNNMoney



And they own congressmen.

Dead zones off West Coast

Russia calls satellite shot weapons test

Depression risk forces US to buy assets

Reuters



Reuters uses D word.

FBI prepares businesses for martial law

Human to Human H5N1 in Jakarta

Russian bomber buzzes US carrier

Germany admits to chemtrails

No evidence nonsense on H7N2

GM biggest annual US auto loss

Yahoo! Finance



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Today snow could break record

WISCONSIN STATE JOURNAL

That can't be easy in Wisconsin.

Global warming could kill everybody

New York Sun

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Tavistock

Dr Dennis Cuddy

Isn't that where the bus blew up?

H5N1 in Northern Laos

China battles coldest winter in 100 yrs

ENN: China battles "coldest winter in 100 years"



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Nation's icebox hits record 40 below

CNN



Another superlative for the Bush era.

The Great Depression 2008

Market Oracle



Depression I said.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Freddie and Fannie taking too much debt

CNNMoney



Frauddie Mac and Felony Mae.

Retailers worst January in nearly 40 yrs

CapeCodTimes



Depression I said.

Martial law enforcement is privatized

Hottest year on record for Shanghai

Breitbart



The year of the roast pig.

Army must return to 12 month tours

Army Times



Draft alert.

Global warming health crisis

UCLA International Institute

"We need more science, yes, but also resources and leadership."

Lets get the corporate capitalists to do it.

The price of peak oil is famine

Iran says Iraq claims on oil wells false

Tehran Times



Where have I heard this before? Draft alert.

68 degree temp shatters old record

wcbstv

Another superlative for the Bush era.

US forces stressed

My Way News



You should see the other guy. Draft alert.

Troops asked if theyd shoot Americans

Blacklisted News

Ostensibly in case some radical Islamic terrorists set off a dirty bomb, and the citizens started running around in a panic endangering themselves.

Bird flu kills 103 of 126 in Indonesia

Xinhua

Say, that's not 50 percent.

Thirty Russian aircraft over two oceans

RIA Novosti

Draft alert.

Why were the 911 tapes destroyed?

Counterpunch

Well, we were concerned that the continued availability of these tapes might place the identity and therefore the safety of US intelligence personnel at risk of possible legal consequences pending final determination of whether sticking broken florescent light bulbs up people's butts is "torture." Next question. Bob, how's the wife and kids blah blah blah

Rain forests fall at alarming rate

ABC News



Not to an idiot.

Head of 911 panel had friends in WH

CNN



Well blow me down. According to CNN, the guy that "collaborated" on Condaleeza Rice's post-doctoral best seller may have had ties to the White House. Oh look, they're selling another book.

Military unready for homeland attack

CNN



Draft alert.

Women tricked into suicide blasts

Breitbart

"... Down's Syndrome victims exploited by al Qaida."

How is it suicide then? Who told you it was al Qaida? Didn't you ever hear of a remote control cell phone detonator. Several people have been arrested for them. Somebody's retarded around here.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Another losing entry to the caption contest

New Yorker


But how do you make your characters so believable?

Friday, February 01, 2008

Russia to rearrange troops

RIA Novosti



Draft alert.

Mutant flu virus resists Tamiflu

First snowless NY January in 75 years

New York Sun

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Rare snowstorm hits the Middle East

Shell's profi biggest ever by UK company

Daily Mail



Another superlative for the Bush era.

India H5N1 jumps to mammals

China issues red alert for snowstorms

Peoples Daily

No pun apparently intended.

IMF head issues shock fiscal warning

Mystery whisperer technology

Antarctic ice loss matches Greenland

H5N1 rule out migratory birds

Dangerous cold snap

Home sales biggest drop in 25 years

CNNMoney



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Imminent hyperinflationary blowout

Russia concerned over NATO buildup

Bond insurers all fall down

Mortgage lender hid big risks

Columbus Dispatch

Fraudie Mac.

Soros sees worst recession in 50 years

First Post



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Exxon tries for new profit record

CNNMoney



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Reptile deaths puzzle scientists

CNN

US blames Al Qaeda for its own actions

Global Research

Get a clue.

Russian missile cruiser hits all targets

Army misses recruiting targets

National Priorities Project

Double draft alert.

Bank of America net sinks 95 percent

More H5N1 clustering in Indonesia

H5N1 fatality in Northern Vietnam

H5N1 encroaches on Calcutta

Topsoil is disappearing

Russian bombers to test fire missiles

Startling jump in CA foreclosures

Flu pandemic that might be

Fed easing is once-in-a-generation event

International Herald Tribune



Another superlative for the Bush era.

A recession of global dimensions

Fortune

Depression I said.

Fed cuts interest rates by 75 bps

Pakistan to get new F16s

Intelligence officials question al Qaeda role

Israel must bomb Iran for Bush

Iran News



Draft alert.

There is no war on terror

Pandemic risk at unprecedented level

Bloomberg



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Markets in meltdown

New homeless veterans

SC plagued by bad voting machines

CNN



For a change.