Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Global rise of 4.5 C if pollution doubles

Climate change means hunger and thirst for billions

FBI turns to broad new wiretap method

Record losses for US automaker Ford

WSWS

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Monday, January 29, 2007

UFOs over Honolulu

KHON2 FOX News

Fourth UFO tale in the mainstream press in the last month.

You are undie surveillance

Profits über Alles! US corporations and Hitler

Global Research

Finger Bush.

Surge or involuntary military conscription

Michel Chossudovsky

Draft alert, obviously.

Ice from the sky totals car

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Republican calls for state censorship of movies

Japanese bird flu outbreak from H5N1 strain

Bush Sr complains of news media hostility

Reuters



Papa doc reminds Baby doc no smirking until the draft is signed into law.

Iran attack plans revealed

ICH

Existing Home Sales plummet in 2006

Europe hit by deadly flu virus

BREITBART

People, but not bird flu.

Ray gun makes targets feel they are on fire

CNN



In case a terrorist attack causes mass panic and emergency crowd control becomes necessary.

Bird flu raging in Vietnam

Rense

Birds.

Troops told to kill Iran operatives in Iraq

Alberta Clippers keep lake effect snow falling

Qinghai H5N1 confirmed in Hungary

US ambassador to Venezuela may be asked to leave

Recombination in Egyptian bird flu cluster

Recombinomics

People.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Ford posts worst loss ever

CNN


compare the amount of stock sold at the top with the amount sold at the bottom

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Russian smuggled nuclear bomb uranium

CNN

So blame Russia for the next dirty bomb scare.

Cheney calls talk of Iraq blunders hogwash

CNN



Even Cheney speaks the truth on occassion.

Dems try to win GOP support for Iraq resolution

CNN



The Dems pretend to represent the people, and the Repubs pretend to consider joining them. OK now how do we climb down off this and institute the draft?

Earth heat can power our future

LiveScience



This was my personal suggestion. We could safely dump all toxic waste down there, too.

Scientists fear global warming oversold

Houston Chronicle

"Problem is, global warming may not have caused Hurricane Katrina, and last summer's heat waves were equaled and, in many cases, surpassed by heat in the 1930s."

ExxonChevronTexaconNeocon junk science attempts to cast "global warming scientists" as equivalent to corporate special interests typically refer to opinions of "scientists" rather than "a fraction of one percent of scientists."

"Climate scientists might be expected to bask in the spotlight after their decades of toil."

But fame and fortune must wait until they get their facts straight.

Mobile phone use linked to tumour

Telegraph UK



They obviously make you stupid long before giving you cancer.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Congresswoman cant keep hand off Bush

KSTP



Sorry. Just liked the headline.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Intellectuals speak about 911 and empire

Haitian prison beri-beri outbreak traced to US rice

IPS News

Looks like Madame Secretary has some splainin to do (or Madamoiselle or whatever).

Iran plans to conduct missile war games

My Way News



Sorry, still trying to find pics of better looking Iranians.

LA vows gang crackdown after kids die

My Way News



After, not because.

Threat to NY as centre of finance

China silent after missile destroys satellite

New York Times

Its own satellite just in case you might be wondering.

paragraph 9: "The threat to United States interests is clear: the test demonstrated that China could destroy American spy satellites in low-earth orbit (the very satellites that picked up the destruction of the Chinese weather satellite)."

Snow and wind dump on CO

CNN

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Cancer study ordered into mobile phones

Times Online



"Asked whether the mobile phone could turn out to be the cigarette of the 21st century in terms of the damage it could inflict, he replied: 'Absolutely.'"

They obviously make you an idiot long before giving you a tumor.

Chinese test missile obliterates satellite

CNN

Friday, January 19, 2007

Warmest December in Italy on record

BREITBART



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Hong Kong confirms bird flu case

Yahoo! News



Birds.

Congress cannot stop Bush troop increase

CNN

Draft alert.

First snow in Malibu in at least 45 years

WNBC



Another superlative for the Bush era.

Ice plays havoc with US power grid

MarketWatch

Nothing to what withdrawal from Iraq could do. Draft alert.

Clark says NY money people pushing Iran war

Forward

Texas oil pigs and Warmongers R Us say they have enough money now, thanks.

Storm problems continue in Northwest

Military tells Bush only 9000 troops available

Think Progress

CBS video. Draft alert.

Thousands shiver as storm toll hits 51

My Way News



"I've talked to residents who have lived here 50 years, and nobody can remember it ever being this bad."

In Buffalo. Another particularly impressive superlative for the Bush era.

Ancient weapons found in ruins in Syria

Russian forces on high terror alert

Dow hits third consecutive record close

BREITBART

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Indonesian woman 59th bird flu death

Europe buffeted by storms

Russia sells air defense missile systems to Iran

Doomsday clock moves forward 2 minutes

Iran shoots down US spy drone

Jump in Indonesian bird flu cases

Euro displaces dollar in bond markets

Musharraf fingers MI6 for Daniel Pearl murder

CIA man connects LBJ To JFK assassination

Prison Planet



Finger Bush.

Spread of bird flu around the world

Gates admits Iran is target of military build up

Power outage paralyses Melbourne

Withdrawal is not an option

Henry Kissinger

Kissinger finally states the obvious. Draft alert.

Condo buyers growing scarce

New York Times

"While rents were rising at a robust 6.1 percent annual pace in the Washington area late last year, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, some buildings in the suburbs have recently started promoting move-in specials and other incentives to lure renters."

But why the Beureau of Labor Statistics is concerned is not clear.

Military gear for Iran and China traced to Pentagon

Herald Tribune

That should put a dent in the trade deficit.

Storm blacks out parts of Northeast

Warm winter gets dolphins stuck in creek

CBS

Skull suggests human/Neanderthal breeding

Reuters

So does the president.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

BP awaits fatality report from Baker panel

CNN

I wondered what the Carlyle Study Group studied when they weren't studying Iraq.

Europe warned over resurgence of bird flu

Financial Times

Apparently waiting for Bush's revised war plans.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Rangel reintroduces bill for US military draft

WSWS

"If such a measure were actually put into law, it would mean something on the order of 100 million people subject to conscription."

Draft alert, obviously.

Ice storm threatens chaos

CNN

First phase of Iraq war plan to begin early Feb

CNN

It's never too early to have a plan.

Internet should be run by key players

Reuters



"...rather than any new 'superstructure'..."

Backing into a takeover.

Snow in Southern California

ABC

CIA analyst says Saddam did not gas Kurds

Live Leak

Video.

Indonesian woman dies five treated for bird flu

Thursday, January 11, 2007

4 billion people could die from global warming by 2012

US germ warfare from secret corporate labs

Azerbaijan mass poultry die off

ProMED

Flu denied.

Thousands of birds drop dead over Oz

ProMED

Birds no flu.

H5N1 binding to human upper respiratory cells

Recombinomics

That's the last stage. Pandemic ready to go.

Bird flu hits three Asian countries

Al Jazeera



Birds and people.

Bird flu flares anew in Indonesia

Reuters

People.

US forces storm Iran Consulate in Iraq

BBC

I see no reason that we should be needing any more troops after the month and a half is up for most of the last deployment. Draft alert.

Suspected bird flu at Japanese farm

Dow at record close

Reuters

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Bush team grilled by Dems over Iraq plan

Reuters


Bush team explaining democracy to Iraqi child

Dead birds rain down on towns half a world apart

Daily Mail



First flu, no birds. Now birds, no flu.

Late NY snowfall shatters 130 year record

WCBS

Another superlative for the Bush era.

Bush rush to Armageddon

truthout

Bringing democracy to Gehenna?

Third snowstorm smacks CO

CNN



You call this global warming?

So you call this winter?

CNN



"The weather is prone to short-term fluctuations, and forecasters said the mild winter does not necessarily mean global warming is upon us. In fact, the Plains have been hit by back-to-back blizzards in the past two weeks."

Three record breaking back-to-back blizzards "in fact."

Forecasters expect toasty 2007

CNN



"The reason for the forecast is mostly due to El Nino..."

The forecast is due to El Nino? The reason is due to El Nino? The reason for the weather is El Nino? The reason we're forecasting is something which is itself due to El Nino?

2006 was warmest on record for US

CNN



Another superlative for the Bush era.

US submarine collides with Japanese ship

My Way News

Again.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bush plans Iraq troop surge

My Way News



In the long context of historical imperialism, decades of occupation might reasonably be characterized as a troop surge.

Global markets face severe correction in 2007

Bloomberg

But not Bloomberg's supply side capitalism.

Killer bees confirmed in St Bernard Parish

US strikes in Somalia reportedly kill 31

CBS News



"Alleged al Ciada suspects." Alleged suspects? Alleged al Ciada? Suspected al Ciada? Al Ciada allegedly suspected? Suspects allegedly al Ciada?

Blair refuses to match US troop surge in Iraq

Daily Mail



Ten year plan to withdraw 7000 troops to continue instead.

Russia turns off Europe oil supply

Times UK

Any troops at all now likely to be withdrawn.

Arnold seeks sweeping health system reforms

Los Angeles Times


The Bush toboggan: "Das Boot"

I sure wish he were president.

Dead bird scare in Austin

KEYE TV

To this urn let those repair
Who are either True or Fair
For these dead birds sigh a prayer.

Shakespeare's Phoenix and the Turtle.

Scientists create the first image of dark matter

Independent UK




exclusive photo

New plan includes series of goals for Iraq leaders

New York Times

"'If the president wants to add to this mission, he is going to have to justify it,'" Mrs. Pelosi said...

After claiming to be stuck by their support of war powers based on deceptive claims of justification by the president, the Dems insist on claims of justification by the president as a condition for continuing support. No more blank checks and transfered balances, though. We insist the amount be written in in ink, and no more leaving space on the right for more zeros. We're on to you.

Scientists shining light into black holes

Winter weather to return to northeast

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Tamiflu swan song as flu develops resistence

Rense

I'm sure that that poor Donald Rumsfeld is working on the problem for us.

Suspected tornado flattens Atlanta homes

CNN

Monday, January 08, 2007

Another losing entry to the caption contest

New Yorker




I guess backdating the fruit didn't fool Him.


Scroll down for more losers.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Electric GM concept car at auto show



The Volt, otherwise known as the Prototype. Say, didn't that run on ethanol last year?

Shark washes ashore in Punxsutawney PA

cryptozoo



Didn't see his shadow.