The New YorkerWe're aborting the mission.
A cartoonist wasn't good enough. Oh no! Her daughter was going to marry a doctor!
It sure smells like a fish.
Now talk or it's back in the glass box with you!
We prefer to call it a "merger."
You weren't imagining people following you; he's one of our patients.
If it's for me, tell them to get lost!
His satellite says 'Lincoln Tunnel'
@#<>*&*%@!.
Lots of guys can't get it to snow once in a while.
I told them: "One day it's Darwin; next it'll be Newton."
Even an emperor needs a vaction once in a while
The zoo people said the important thing is not to show fear
What a shame, and on Easter too
This is the first time he's been down from 10 since Katrina
There goes our Hooters gold pass.
Our policy of only buying American products isn't working out.
I am gonna let you turn my courtroom into a three ring circus!
It's done wonders for attendance, but they won't let me have a bouncer.
Gnarly.
Is it Fall forward or Fall back?.
Need a hug?
The bullets matched those recovered from the body, and the fingerprints matched those recovered by the dog walker.
Yo ho ho and a pitcher of Mai Tai.
Everybody complains about the cup.